a Message from the DEPARTMENT OF L!STS:


NOTE: a filing error was discovered in the personnel folder belonging to Leonidas Regal. The birth-date is listed as "07/10/80" when in fact it ought to be listed as "08/10/80". Human Resources is working presently with the List Department to resolve this discrepancy. In the meantime, owing to a prohibition placed upon all submissions to the Annual Dystopian Jam, please enjoy the original submission with all of its errors.

Regards, C. Moira.

Organization, List Department.

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MORMON NAYLOR shared an image with CLARK MOIRA:

Own it, Mailroom!!

C.M.

it stills says "it" instead of "in", bro.

"Edmond" Brody.

Darn!! I deleted the wrong one. Hold on. Thanks, by the way.

C.M.

Brody, let Clark do his own job.

Leo Regal.

G.R.I.M.

Right, Sir!! my Apologeez.

Clark Moira.

Organization.

Clark: it has been brought to my attention that your message contains a typographical error. Instead of writing that "in fact [the birth-date] ought to be listed [accordingly]", you wrote "it fact [it] ought to be listed [accordingly]."

Leonidas Regal.

General Regional Interests Manager.

Good catch, chief!! It's been fixed.

Clark.

Hey. Didn't I all ready point that out??

Brody.

Edmond, how are you accessing this forum from within the Warehouse? Have you already taken your mandatory Lunch Break for today?

Stephanie Krown.

Director,

Human Resources.

"NOTE: a filing error was discovered in the personnel folder belonging to Leonidas Regal. The birth-date is listed as "07/10/80" when it fact it ought to be listed as "08/10/80". Human Resources is working presently with the List Department to resolve this discrepancy. In the meantime, owing to a prohibition placed upon all submissions to the Annual Dystopian Jam, please enjoy the original submission with all of its errors.

Regards, C. Moira.

Organization, List Department."

Please justify your text.

Stephanie Krown.

Director,

Human Resources.

Resolved!!

Clark Moira.

Organization.

Also, bro: you said "it fact" instead of "in fact".

Brody.